I am not exactly sure where I came up with this photo....Kudos to whoever needs credit for it.
I just found it quite humorous..
I decided to quit quitting smoking...I think it is damaging my self-esteem.
I have noticed though that smoking is banned almost everywhere now. You go out to eat...no smoking. You go to a bar...no smoking. You go to hell....no smoking. Where will it end?
I guess smoking is to blame for everything. Every time I go to the doctor they want to know how much I smoke. Hey doc, I am in here because I severed my toe from my foot is that generally caused by smoking? I want to know. Come on tell me. You had years of medical training and your first question is do I smoke? What the hell would they do if I said no. Oh shit, I might have to get the guessing manual out again or please hold on while I go out in the hall and see what I can hit on the diagnosis dart board. I am not stupid. You want to be lazy so you blame my smoking. I have a back injury. The doctor says do you smoke? I said yes but I usually don't get my back into it. I am not that hardcore. I know that some of my friends have quit and now they like to tell me all the useful facts about quitting. If you quit now you could add as much as ten years to your life. I have to laugh because the last ten years of drooling and messing my pants is what I am trying to avoid. I hope they stayed in good enough shape that they are forced to be aware enough to know what they are unable to do every single day for ten years. They will be sitting in their own crap in a nursing home for hours during which time....they will want a cigarette. Thanks for not smoking.