It brings me great pleasure to announce the newest addition to the outofworkcomedian extended family. Little miss Carmela Josephine Scroggins was born into this world at 3:55 pm CST. She weighed in at 7lbs and 9oz. that's a good fighting weight for a baby. She was 20 in. long. She doesn't look a thing like me so that is good too. I am actually 2 for 2 in that category here recently. I keep a lot of friends that way. Anyhow, a BIG congratulations to the proud parents Steve and Mary. Your identities now belong only on your drivers license. You may be able to pick them back up at the identity claims office in about 20 years or so, excepting if grandchildren arrive. In such case your identities will be etched into pieces of marble which will be placed above a piece of ground that you have preselected as your final resting place. I love you guys anyway, whoever you are. I look forward to many great years with all of you. Congratulations again.
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