You know here at the old comedian palatial estate we really like to watch movies. We are really looking forward to the new Pirates movie which will be coming out in just a few days. We are really hoping that it does not suck. My wife and the girls are there to see those one guys, you know the ones who are a hell of a lot better looking than me. Anyway I am all for any foreplay that the wife enjoys that doesn't involve me. Once this movie hits DVD then all I will need to do is set up triple feature night and enjoy the beast that gets unleashed.
Speaking of great movies. The one that I am really looking forward to is the Paris Hilton sex video. I mean the one from prison. Too bad that can't send that Richie chick with her too. How naughty. I'm just hoping that Paris can make it on the outside once she is released. The statistics are really not in her favor.
Well, I enjoy a good production as much as the next blubbering idiot and that is why I am not recommending any movies this summer except for the Simpson's movie. If this thing is even half as funny as the Bevis and Butthead theatrical extravaganza then it will be worth going to see. Hey, have a great Monday and tell the boss I said you could call in sick tomorrow.
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