FOLLOW UP TO ALMOST TO NORMAL

Obviously almost to normal was spoken too soon. I got a call today from the people handling the cleanup here at the Comedian closet. It looks like they are going to come in and remove my entire subfloor because the tiles contain asbestos. What they don't know is that already ate all the lead paint chips, well I shared some with the kids do you really think I'm that selfish? I also use the mold that is growing inside the walls in the bathroom to do fingerpainting with. I just keep wondering what next. Do we really need to get the EPA in here to give it an all clear now. I really wish I was kidding about all of this crap. It seems surreal that everytime I turn around there is a huge pile of crap headed my way. I am not the brightest star in the heavens, but I am pretty sure if God is screwing with me that he is leaving someone else alone. You are welcome if it is you. I am not at all sure what is coming next, but it may be a doozy. If this builds character then okay, but damn when does it actually slow down? I've got to run I had some extra gasoline so I am going to pour it on the weeds out by the road.