Happy Easter

HAPPY EASTER?
I think I am going to spend this Easter watching that Mel Gibson film. You know the one. It was really popular a little while back. Yes, its the one where he gets all drunk and verbally assaults cops of certain ethnic background. I here he is going to make a sequel with Michael Richards co-starring. I am sure this will be a hit.

I wanted to take a few minutes.....













I think that is enough. So, are you still with me? Do you have the ADD/ADHD/AARP? Can you sit still for more than a minute? Good, I will continue with the rest of this post. I am not so sure that this is a good time to bring up my new philosophy. I was right, it's not a good time.
Really, I hope that you have a great Easter. I am giving the kids loaves of bread and fishes in honor of the Lord. I would give them water, but just in case this year is the year of miracles I don't want to risk it. I am off now to bite the heads off of chocolate bunnies and leave their bodies strewn across the living room carpet. It would be so cool if Cadburry made a full size bunny with that snot looking stuff in it. When you bite off the head all of that crap would come oozing out. Sure it might scare a few kids, but in the end aren't we all just looking for cheap entertainment.